![]() ![]() After taking ten minutes of cruel abuse, he ran off to find a new home. ![]() He grew up with his evil stepmother and stepsisters. He is also a war hero of the Burger War, despite having nothing to do with it.Ĭolonel Sanders was born all the way back in the 1800s (making him extra old). He is currently considered to be the most UGLY successful man to ever start a fast food restaurant that doubled as a military regiment. There's no chicken like fried chicken! - Colonel Sanders There's no fried chicken like Kentucky Fried Chicken! - Colonel Sanders There's no Kentucky Fried Chicken like taking a chicken, and burning it alive until THERE'S NOTHING LEFT!!! Is that going too far? - Colonel SandersĬolonel Harland David Sanders was a colonel in the UnAmerican army and the head of the Kentucky Fried Chicken regiment. The chicken will come back to life and eat him ![]()
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